Re: Corrupt a Wish

[RoboRed]

Granted but it goes bad by the time it arrives.

I wish for some good beer.

[jacky2734]

Granted, Unfortunately, it's gone flat.

I wish the Replicators were all destroyed.

[Derpmind]

Everything in the universe that can replicate is now gone, including all forms of life.   

I wish Valve released Half Life 3.

[Kippershy]

Granted, but it'll never live up to your hopes, dreams and hype. Mind you, not that you needed reminding of this.
I wish that I could cuddle with muh Eos just once before I die.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Granted, but she hates you and every second of it.

I wish I didn't have to work in order to get enough money to live a decent, comfortable life.

[Guest]

Granted, you are unable to relate to anyone in even the most basic way. The few people who can stand to be around you only do so because you pay for their affection. The rest of your life is spent worrying about these few finally deciding that your more valuable to them dead then you are alive.

I wish for more time.

[jacky2734]

Granted, here's a watch.

I wish for a thing.

[OneMoreDaySK]

The Thing you wish for, out of the blue,
I cannot tell which, Thing One or Thing Two?
Since you did not ask of me, I'll hand you none; Instead, Thing Three.
It does not like you, it'll bite you, so run.
It'll rip you to shreds, when all's said and done.
A boon for you though, just look at it go,
The movement of Three is just way too slow.
Don't shake hands with it, just turn now and flee,
Or else it will get to you eventually.

I wish for a peace, a calm in the heart,
To end all the angers which tear lives apart.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

Granted, you fill them with death, and are subsequently caught by the police in the act.

I wish SK had a really good lawyer

[jacky2734]

Granted, but he's only good with prosecution, and not defense.

I wish for a pet breezie.

[OneMoreDaySK]

To take a creature of reason and thought,
and to give it a leash once it was caught.
Is quite no doubt unreasonably cruel,
Why did you wish for this, you fool.

If it could not handle a single bee,
How would it handle a world Everfree?
To be taken from family and from friend,
Will not spell good fortune for you in the end.

The yellow one will know of this soon,
Once her stare reaches you, you'll sing a new tune.
Of course that's not counting her chaotic charge
Who might turn you to dust if you be making her cry.

The wrath of Equestrians I wish you not incur,
In saving their friend from one of much less fur.

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