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Post by Derpy Hooves Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:06 pm

Mr. and Mrs. Cake have had sex.
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Post by Aonee Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:09 pm

Twilight can't handle the pressure.
((I like where this thread is going.))
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Post by Sky Cloud Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:10 pm

Pinkie Pie parties too much
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Post by MrMagma Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:12 pm

The princesses are rather lax in running and defending their nation.

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Post by Meleagridis Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:22 pm

A small and near defenseless town lives a short walk away from a forest of flesh eating monsters.
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Post by Ketchup Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:45 pm

Ponyville changes shape in different episodes=geological instability.
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Post by jacky2734 Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:52 pm

Rainbow Dash is 20% cooler than anything else.
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Post by IncoherentOrange Wed Jul 25, 2012 6:21 pm

Extremely powerful spells, capable of things up to and including time travel, reside in a comparatively fortified, but by no means well-defended location. And nobody's used them for evil. Ever. Or, they have, but then somepony used them to erase that from history through time paradoxes, or something of that ilk.
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Post by MrMagma Wed Jul 25, 2012 6:42 pm

Phoenixes have an overpowered AoE blind.

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Post by Guest Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:11 pm

Luna is adorable :3

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Post by jacky2734 Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:29 pm

Teenage Dragons are Jerks.
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Post by Scootaloo Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:49 am

I'm a chicken.
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Post by Meleagridis Thu Jul 26, 2012 1:10 am

swicked wrote:
Scootaloo wrote:I'm a chicken.
Also a dodo.
Swicked is a dictionary, it seems.
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Post by CamoBadger Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:18 am

Celestia follows the teachings of Vlad the Impaler: When you defeat an enemy, pose him in front of your castle.
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Post by jacky2734 Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:21 am

Ponies are very colorful.
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Post by CamoBadger Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:23 am

History lessons in Equestria do not include any world-ending villains who may or may not return...all within a few years of each other.
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Post by jacky2734 Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:35 am

Rabbits are jerks.
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Post by Apple Crumble Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:06 am

Shining Armor and Cadence are having sexy time right now on thier honey moon.
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Post by Derpy Hooves Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:08 am

Apple Crumble wrote:Shining Armor and Cadence are having sexy time right now on thier honey moon.

Is premarital sex frowned upon? Because I wonder how much Chrysalis got/had to endure....
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Post by jacky2734 Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:55 am

Diamond Tiara is a jerk.
((Are you noticing a pattern here?))
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Post by Apple Crumble Fri Jul 27, 2012 7:57 pm


Is premarital sex frowned upon? Because I wonder how much Chrysalis got/had to endure....

I think Chrysalis would implode from all that lovin' if they did it.

Steroids pony is on steroids. Roid Rage
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Post by Derpy Hooves Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:09 pm

Apple Crumble wrote:

Steroids pony is on steroids. Roid Rage

>Steroid pony has tiny wings
>Steroids can cause shrink in genital size
>wingboners are canon
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Post by Apple Crumble Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:18 pm

Stating the obvious I+have+the+wingest+boner+_8a879e5e87f1319f17ebef44b613b7f8

Thus, This is Canon.

I'm going to hell for this Q-Q
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Post by jacky2734 Fri Jul 27, 2012 9:47 pm

Celestia and Luna are Oh El Dee, OLD.
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Post by Apple Crumble Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:21 am

If Derpy has 2 daughters, then somepony has......

DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Aonee Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:12 am

There is a creature that could go feral at anytime and destroy all of Equestria living in the middle of Ponyville.
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Post by Kippershy Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:18 am

swicked wrote:Equestria has a literal gate to hell/the underworld, guarded only by a monster dog that may occasionally run away with no one around to stop him.


DERPY ABUSES MOD POWER TO SAY THIS: This is the greatest thing I've heard in my entire life.

What you didn't know, is that gate actually leads to earth.
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Post by Ketchup Sun Jul 29, 2012 1:53 pm

Kippershy wrote:
swicked wrote:Equestria has a literal gate to hell/the underworld, guarded only by a monster dog that may occasionally run away with no one around to stop him.

DERPY ABUSES MOD POWER TO SAY THIS: This is the greatest thing I've heard in my entire life.

What you didn't know, is that gate actually leads to earth.
Clearly.

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Post by jacky2734 Sun Jul 29, 2012 3:43 pm

Luna apparently didn't take any time to familiarize herself with the modern world before heading off to Nightmare Night in Ponyville.
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Post by CamoBadger Mon Jul 30, 2012 1:36 am

Celestia didn't inform Luna of the changes in royal interaction with the ponies of Equestria.
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