Re: Corrupt a Wish

[jacky2734]

Granted, but considering this is the real world and real world physics apply, you just end up falling to the ground when you try to fly.

I wish real world physics were replaced with anime world physics.

[Guest]

(I applaud you for not taking the obvious route.)

Granted, but now the worlds physics are inconsistent, sometimes when you jump you go twenty feet in the air other times you don't, which causes you to misjudge a doge when you're fighting some sort of tentacle beast. Needless to say things don't turn out well but hey at least you're not dead right?

I wish for spurs.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

Granted now your boots go jingle jangle jingle and that song plays when you wear them...

I wish for the impossible

for you

[Guest]

((I'm ok with that.))

Granted, have the impossible game, it replaces all your other games.

I wish for a hat.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

Granted here's admiral rum's hat, its haunted and you know how he can get when he's bored, good news is he can't get drunk, bad news is he can't get drunk...

I wish to be an astronaut

for you

[Guest]

Granted, all you need is billions of dollars to spare, then NASA will make you one... a junior astronaut, it's the thought that counts though right?

I wish to know what happened to Rainbow Dash.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

Granted... however as soon as you're told you forget you were told.

I wish that anything goes

[Guest]

Granted... however as soon as you're told you forget you were told.

I wish that anything goes

Granted, but everything goes, and then nothing is left.

I wish to be able to give other people super powers.

[Aonee]

Granted, you wind up giving everyone super powers, the no one is super.

I wish for a Fabrique National P90.

[RoboRed]

Granted. But I took it because I want one too.

*looks at P90* I wish I had some mods for this thing.

[Guest]

Granted, here's a mod that turns the bullets into non-lethal slime the only effect they have is making you and everything you shoot stink.

I wish for a mod that hardens slime bullets.

[Aonee]

Granted. It hardens the slime back into normal bullets. Kind of a waste of mod space, if you ask me.

I wish that whoever made the P90c in Project Nevada didn't do such a half-assed job on it.

[CamoBadger]

Granted, they made it so it is actually realistic. Good news: it kills enemies in 1 or 2 shots depending on where you hit. Bad news: if the enemy has them it will kill you in 1 or 2 shots.


I wish for a Fallout game made with CryENGINE.

[Aonee]

Granted. The game is now optimized about as well as Crysis was. Good luck with that.

I wish for a calculator that can run Crysis.

[Guest]

Granted, but you're too distracted writing 80085 on it to be bothered.

I wish for a parachute with an anvil in it.

[Aonee]

Granted. Its your parachute.

I wish for an Acme potato battery.

[RoboRed]

Granted, but you're too distracted writing 80085 on it to be bothered.

*golf clap*

Granted. It's really GLadOS, and she's not happy.

I wish my back didn't feel like someone stuck a soldering iron in it.

[CamoBadger]

Granted, somebody actually did stick a soldering iron on it.

I wish for 50 british penguins

(Robo, you should put an ice pack on your back to help sooth the pain. Unless it's caused by a pinched nerve or something, in which case use heat.)

[RoboRed]

(No, it's acne-turned-wound/scab on just the wrong spot on my back. It. Stings. Like. A. Bitch.)

Granted. Now they live in your house, messing up all your stuff.

I wish for cheerios.

[Guest]

Granted, here's some cheerileeos, it's kinda similar. I hear pinkie pie makes them.

I wish for knives.

[RoboRed]

Granted, here's some cheerileeos, it's kinda similar. I hear pinkie pie makes them.

Granted. He's a little pissed right now, though.


I wish my last day of summer break could actually be eventful.

[Guest]

Granted. This is the day the world ends.

I wish for noise.

[RoboRed]

(YEAAAHHHHHH)

Granted. Just give me your cell phone number and I'll be happy to oblige.

I wish for spicy chicken wings.

[Guest]

Granted, but your dog smells the bones and gets into the garbage....and well you know where this story's going.

I wish for non lethal ammo.

[IncoherentOrange]

Granted. Have a dollar-store squirt gun filled with water.

I wish for my muse to return.

[RoboRed]

Granted. But she's been taking lessons from SS&E's muse.
I suggest you run if you value your life.

I wish the ticking of sentry bombers would stop haunting my dreams...

[IncoherentOrange]

Granted. But she's been taking lessons from SS&E's muse.
I suggest you run if you value your life.

((My muse is female? Who's SS&E?))

[RoboRed]

((Eh...in my mind, the muse is generally personified as female. Largely in part because of the origin of the word. *shrug*

SS&E is shortskirtsandexplosions, author of The End of Ponies and the currently very popular Background Pony, as well as some other really swell fics. And the guy is wonderfully nuts. Just read some of his blog posts. Glorious.))

[Aonee]

Granted, they now haunt your every waking moment.

I wish for a Brass Beast-Kritzkrieg combo.

[IncoherentOrange]

((Eh...in my mind, the muse is generally personified as female. Largely in part because of the origin of the word. *shrug*

SS&E is shortskirtsandexplosions, author of The End of Ponies and the currently very popular Background Pony, as well as some other really swell fics. And the guy is wonderfully nuts. Just read some of his blog posts. Glorious.))

((Uh, that's not a corruption, then. His muse is productive and the skill coupled with it has produced high-quality work, mine could definitely glean something useful from his.))

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