Re: Corrupt a Wish

[RoboRed]

Granted. They are made of feathers and wax. You suffer the same fate as Icarus.

I wish for more lighter fluid.

[jacky2734]

Granted, *Lighter fluid gets poured on Robo.* You might want to stay away from any source of heat.

I wish for something.

[Guest]

Granted, here's......something. It's somehow undefinable and uninteresting at the same time. You immediately get the urge to throw it away.

I wish no one would follow my example.

[jacky2734]

Granted, you are now a shining pillar of virtue, who can only weep as he sees the rest of the world turn their backs on him a fall deeper into the darkness.

I wish I legally owned the original Mona Lisa.

[RoboRed]

Granted. But it's cursed with an evil spirit that follows you in the dark of night...don't trust that half-smile...

I wish for more jellybeans.

[jacky2734]

Granted*Robo is buried alive in jellybeans to the point where they begin crushing him*

I wish for a silver bullet.

[Scootaloo]

Granted but it turns gold.

I wish for super smarts.

[RoboRed]

Granted*Robo is buried alive in jellybeans to the point where they begin crushing him*

I DIE HAPPY!

Granted. Unfortunately, you are so smart that you can no longer communicate on the same level of everyone else. You are shunned and forever live a lonely existence.

I wish for a deck of cards.

[jacky2734]

Granted, but the edges a razor sharp and they cut you every time you try to use them.

I wish for a survivable apocalypse to occur and that me, my friends, and my family are among the long term survivors..

[Guest]

Granted, You have a permanent mental breakdown as soon as you secure long term safety.

I wish I new about the local used bookstore sooner.

[Moonlight]

Granted, you became part of an incident that scarred your life forever

I wish for ADVENTURE!

[RoboRed]

Granted. You now have two minutes to drive to the nearest McDonalds and buy a Big Mac or the world will explode. Have fun.

I wish it wasn't so hot out.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

granted, the ac in your house starts blasting heat like a blast furnace and you are relieved at how cool the outside feels...

I wish for another beer...

[jacky2734]

Granted, but it's warm and flat.

I wish for cotton candy clouds that rained chocolate.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

Granted, but discord is now in charge and makes you into your opposite personality

I wish i were dead, but wihout my family missing me, that it does not hurt them for me to be goine

[Guest]

Granted, but discord is now in charge and makes you into your opposite personality

I wish i were dead, but wihout my family missing me, that it does not hurt them for me to be goine

...Granted, but we'd miss you, mate.

I wish for a book of necromantic rites. Ones that work.

[jacky2734]

Granted, however, you are only dead inside.

I wish for a circus afro.

[RoboRed]

Granted. Complete with polkadots and the compulsion to preform dangerous acrobatic feats.

I wish for an immunity to any and all speeding laws.

[jacky2734]

Granted, but you get pulled over because your tail light's busted*CRASH*, and your side mirror*CRACK*, and you've got a a flat tire *SLASH, hssssssssssss*. Don't you just love corrupt sheriffs?

I wish I owned Air Force One.

[Valikdu]

Granted. You're about to be assassinated now.

I wish for *dramatic music* ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

granted however it is 2077 and that just isn't all that valuable...

I wish for help in planning my vacation

[RoboRed]

Granted. You are headed on a first-class trip TO THE MOON!

I wish flying spaghetti monster.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

Found Cadence...


Granted, but i eated it

i wish for the smell of dust after rain.

[RoboRed]

Granted. Have fun sniffing my car for an hour. (srsly...it just rained, and my car is now a little ball of dirt and dust)

I wish I could get the smell of fuel off my hands.

[Kippershy]

Granted, you lose all the skin that was on your hands and can no longer touch salt or washing up liquid without extreme pain until the skin grows back.


I wish for Bob to read my story and turn round to me and tell me it's actually very decent writing and somewhat funny and interesting, without questioning the fact its ponies.
(Bob is a higher education coach who gave me a course a while back. Today I told him about Broken Bonds since he'd asked if I ever wrote a story, to tell him since my essay was absolutely hilarious.)

[CamoBadger]

Granted, but when you give it to him your computer mysteriously malfunctions and deletes every copy you have. At that same time, FiMFiction is hacked and any FO:E story is deleted by a troll.

I wish for my motivation to come back so I can continue my story without taking away the motivation of others, without my writing being any shittier than usual, and without my fingers falling off to prevent me from typing.

[MrMagma]

Granted, however your motivation to write the story becomes so extreme that you don't leave your house. Ever.

I wish for a drink.

[RoboRed]

Granted. *bucket of water drops on Magma's head*

I wish for a toothpick.

[Valikdu]

Granted. You accidentally prick your gum. Because why must I suffer alone?

I wish for DFHack 0.34.11.

[CamoBadger]

Granted, but for some unknown reason your operating system is unable to run it.


I wish I would stop saying stupid stuff that puts me in awkward situations with my ex just because I don't want to hurt her feelings.

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