Re: Corrupt a Wish

by **RoboRed** Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:10 am

Granted. You are now mute.

I wish I actually had some helpful advice for that.

by **CamoBadger** Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:36 pm

Granted, but I can't take it because I'm mute.

I wish I had my voice back.

by MrMagma Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:40 pm

Granted. (Damn it, I've found myself unable to corrupt certain wishes for some reason. Damn my emotional fluctuations Q.Q)

I wish I found it easier to corrupt people's wishes.

by **CamoBadger** Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:34 pm

Granted, but now you corrupt every wish by killing the wisher.

I wish for MrMagma to grant every other wish Trollestia

by MrMagma Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:16 pm

(You sly devil ;D )

Granted. You now die. Sorry! :(

I wish for someone else to join in the fun. Don't worry, no-ones going to kill you. Applejack

by **RoboRed** Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:20 pm

Granted. You die instead. *boomheadshot*

I wish for a plot!!!

by MrMagma Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:33 pm

Granted. It gets in everyone's way, and draw a lot of unnecessary attention to yourself.

I wish me and Ice Crystal were alive without being killed again, and without becoming some variety of undead creature.

by Guest Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:47 pm

Granted, to save you two they had to put you in one of PH's stasis pods.
Hush now quiet now...

I wish for an anti-machine rifle.

by MrMagma Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:54 pm

(Always foiling my plans, damn you all!)

Granted. You, however need to buy the ammo yourself.

I wish for freedom.

by Aonee Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:12 pm

Granted. Your freedom from your mortal body is given, by Blackjack no less.
Its time to lay your sleepy head...

I wish I had a .50 cal machine gun.

by MrMagma Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:18 pm

(I can totally think of worse ways to go. I'm okay with this.)

Granted. See my response to Last's wish.

I wish I didn't have to respond to EVERY wish. As cool as it is, I have to sleep eventually...

by Aonee Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:20 pm

Granted. You now have to respond to every wish. Twice.

I wish for .50 cal incendiary ammo. After all, what can go wrong? Trollestia

by **RoboRed** Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:27 pm

Granted. Too bad you didn't keep it well-protected. Now your house is burning.

I wish for a clean keyboard. (fuckin' dust and food bits....ick...)

by jacky2734 Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:32 pm

Granted, but the rest of your computer somehow got dipped in liquid chocolate.

I wish that all the previous wishes on this page were ungranted.

by **CamoBadger** Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:16 pm

Granted, but now you just took all of the corruption from them.

I wish those pods didn't exist
Hush now quiet now...

by **RoboRed** Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:24 pm

Granted. It was all a dream, and all those posts were all in your mind. Now go back to bed.
...It's time to go to bed... Trollestia

I wish for mega awesome kung-fu photoshop powers.

by jacky2734 Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:00 pm

Granted, however one of your photoshopped pictures go too far and you get sued for everything you own.

I wish for SHARKS.

by **CamoBadger** Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:54 pm

(With freakin' lasers on their freakin' heads?)
Granted, but you don't have the money to buy fish to feed them. Guess where this is going...

I wish for fish.

by XT Vengeance Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:17 pm

Granted, here is some fish:
Corrupt a Wish - Page 2 Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT4bzTiW8O-fdOOI09vMKF5cKYe9O_lItFiyedkDpaoOUl2wwdx

I wish I had a pet dragon.

by Ketchup Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:19 pm

Granted, you get Jacky's hungry sharks.(They aren't fish, but...)

I wish for some ketchup for my chicken strips.

by jacky2734 Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:47 pm

((Ha, you got ninja'd))

Granted, wait, that's not ketchup.. Oh God, OH GOD!

I wish everybody would start punching sharks((You get an internet if you get this joke.))

by **RoboRed** Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:34 pm

Granted, do I win?

I wish for tater salad.

by jacky2734 Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:53 pm

(No, you do not.)

Granted, however it was purchased at a shady gas station, good luck with those worms.

I wish for a million bucks.

by **RoboRed** Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:59 pm

(darn)
Granted. *runs out of way of stampeding herd of deer*

I wish for MOAR CORN!!!

by Apple Crumble Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:26 pm

Granted, but it wants to eat you first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BenrxEbzyB0

I wish for more moe.

by jacky2734 Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:30 pm

*Gets out of way of stampeding deer while shooting the biggest bucks with a rifle*((Hah! I tricked you, I wanted the herd of a million bucks))

Granted, The corn comes alive and shoots into your chest.

I wish for a wave motion gun.

by **CamoBadger** Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:32 pm

Granted, but you don't have any ammo. Have fun with the Pack.

I wish for no more ninja'ing in this thread XD

by **RoboRed** Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:42 pm

jacky2734 wrote:*Gets out of way of stampeding deer while shooting the biggest bucks with a rifle*((Hah! I tricked you, I wanted the herd of a million bucks))

Yeah...it was pretty damn obvious.

Granted. There is now pirating. Now give me all yer' mod powers or ye' be walkin' the plank, yarr.

I wish for moar 7up.

by jacky2734 Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:14 pm

Granted, *Cue infinite downpour of full 7up cans falling on Robo*

I wish for a bag a grade-A loose cotton.

by Guest Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:58 am

jacky2734 wrote:Granted, *Cue infinite downpour of full 7up cans falling on Robo*

I wish for a bag a grade-A loose cotton.

Granted; your computer is transmogrified into a bag of grade-A loose cotton. (What does it say about our society that "your computer" seems to have replaced "your firstborn" as the go-to thing to destroy for wish corruption? =P)

I wish the world would just chill, man, right? (And, for the record, yes, I'm fine with a new ice age.)

by Sponsored content

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
		1	2	3	4	5
6	7	8	9	10	11	12
13	14	15	16	17	18	19
20	21	22	23	24	25	26
27	28	29	30	31