Re: [GRIMDARK] Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons Discussion

[Guest]

I would simply not feed gremlin, if it's dark outside

There Mogwai no longer a threat.

[Moodyman90]

Granted it's been a few years since I watched the first movie, and the second was really meta about the rules, but I think it's that "You don't feed the Mogwai after midnight in the time zone you're in." But then you get into do they operate on daylight savings time....

Just keep the one nice Mogwai, don't get it wet, feed it only during daylight, and if something cause it to make more, quickly dispose of the offspring. How's that?

[jacky2734]

Granted it's been a few years since I watched the first movie, and the second was really meta about the rules, but I think it's that "You don't feed the Mogwai after midnight in the time zone you're in." But then you get into do they operate on daylight savings time....

Just keep the one nice Mogwai, don't get it wet, feed it only during daylight, and if something cause it to make more, quickly dispose of the offspring. How's that?

But if you have a mogwai and don't cause chaos with it, then what's the point of owning one?

[Scyto Harmony]

I've always wondered at what point is it okay to feed them again? I mean, the whole day is technically after midnight. At what point does it obsolete? Sunrise?

Edit: Because if you can feed them before midnight, but it's still dark...

[Guest]

But if you have a mogwai and don't cause chaos with it, then what's the point of owning one?

Depends on what you do with them. Turning them into gremlins is boring. Hand them out in the mogwai stage without the instructions however.

[Somber]

Whew... Crisis adverted.

[Snipehamster]

[O. Hinds]

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Hey, wait, I've got proper spoiler tags now!

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edit: Okay, apparently Somber and Snipe think that that's still a bit much. So, there's something that I'm obliged to inform you of, but I'm not allowed to inform you of it. So... Does this count? I really hope that this counts.

[Scyto Harmony]

Nooo! Hinds! Don't post anything!

A mystery is afoot...

What could this mean for our writer overlord?

Will Captain Shenanigans save the day?

Find out next time, on
PROJECT HORIZONS THREEEAAAAADDDDD.

[jacky2734]

Did a quick google search on Mogwai physiology and this was the best one I found. It raises a few very good points.

Also, @Somber & Edit Crew
Why you gotta be like that?

[WavemasterRyx]

Excellent as usual, love Psychiatrist Rampage, how do you make your pictures so adorable, and...
Wait, is Blackjack in a straitjacket?

Thank you, sir. Well... I guess it's something about me I just have trouble drawing anything but cute, despite my efforts to improve, so I just try my best to make things cuter instead.
And yes, Blackjack is in a straitjacket, because that's how I saw it in my head, instead of actually drawing the "mobile restraint harness" as it was described. *sighs*

Not really too disappointed. I just love Twilight far too much.

Ah, I can understand that. I'd had the idea before you posted your review, and I thought it might be close enough, sorry.

It might be out later today, it might not be out until
next weekend, it might be out sometime in between...

As always, please take whatever time you guys need. We're always happy to see new chapters, but if you aren't able to finish it then please try to convince Somber to worry as little less as you can.
And I definitely hope you hear from Bronode soon...

@location of reviews
I would be in favor of keeping them all here. Maybe if you want to keep the walls of text a little less obtrusive, we could put them behind a spoiler tag, for ease of scrolling?
I had actually wanted to test this for myself already, so let's give it a try. Something like this, maybe:

Chapter 43

"Commentary":

[Scyto Harmony]

... Damn, now I'm really curious as to what it was...

Curse you, brain!

[Guest]

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Hey, wait, I've got proper spoiler tags now!

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edit: Okay, apparently Somber and Snipe think that that's still a bit much. So, there's something that I'm obliged to inform you of, but I'm not allowed to inform you of it. So... Does this count? I really hope that this counts.

I didn't see anything
This image is really big sorry.

[Moodyman90]

Looks like I was gone just long enough to miss everything. Yay for avoiding spoilers! Haha.

[Guest]

Did a quick google search on Mogwai physiology and this was the best one I found. It raises a few very good points.

Also, @Somber & Edit Crew
Why you gotta be like that?

Kinda makes Gizmo seem like a mutant. The only problem I can find with it is what's the point of the mogwai stage? It seems like there set up to go immediately from mogwai to gremlin.

[Rafafidi]

I dunno. I prefer not to touch the subject. It tends to spin off in unexpected directions out of control.
Next time I mention it we'll see us discussing Mr. Hands, and Somber will be gone for good.
Preemptively: NO. DO NOT discuss Mr. Hands.

Oh Goddess, you made me search for Mr.Hands!
Where is Happyhorn? I need her now!

[Guest]

Oh Goddess, you made me search for Mr.Hands!
Where is Happyhorn? I need her now!

It's your first right, then talk to Kippershy he'll get you plugged in.

[Scyto Harmony]

It's your first right, then talk to Kippershy he'll get you plugged in.

Woah woah woah, I thought I was scheduled for today! No fair!

*Loads up freeze-ray*

[Guest]

It's your first right, then talk to Kippershy he'll get you plugged in.

Woah woah woah, I thought I was scheduled for today! No fair!

*Loads up freeze-ray*

Just put down the freeze-ray. *holds hands above head* I'll see what I can do *Looks at the at computer and begins typing* well what do you know the slot just opened up go on in.

[Scyto Harmony]

Just put down the freeze-ray. *holds hands above head* I'll see what I can do *Looks at the at computer and begins typing* well what do you know the slot just opened up go on in.

Damn straight... *Struts in*

[Derpmind]

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Hey, wait, I've got proper spoiler tags now!

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edit: Okay, apparently Somber and Snipe think that that's still a bit much. So, there's something that I'm obliged to inform you of, but I'm not allowed to inform you of it. So... Does this count? I really hope that this counts.

I can't make any conclusions or speculation with this not-information in this post. My infinite-variation extrapolater and my non-quantitatable probability engine are disappoint.

[Guest]

Just put down the freeze-ray. *holds hands above head* I'll see what I can do *Looks at the at computer and begins typing* well what do you know the slot just opened up go on in.

I don't think kipper had a chance to fix the "Betty" node.

[Scyto Harmony]

I don't think kipper had a chance to fix the "Betty" node.

Haha, now--

Wait, what?

Nonononono! Don't make me a little girl! Nyeh! *runs*

[Guest]

I don't think kipper had a chance to fix the "Betty" node.

He didn't.*carefully locks the door behind scyto* Well then looks like kipper has something to do when he comes back.

[Rafafidi]

Woah woah woah, I thought I was scheduled for today! No fair!

*Loads up freeze-ray*

So can I have some of the good stuff from the distillery? I really need to forget some things...

And, is that a freeze-ray or a ice-ray? I always confuse the two.

@gremlin talk
Didnt they hated flashes? Something about they going comatose?

Edit:

He didn't.*carefully locks the door behind scyto* Well then looks like kipper has something to do when he comes back.

I don't want to go anymore.

[Moodyman90]

I've read everything and I'm still lost.
What's going on now?

[Guest]

So can I have some of the good stuff from the distillery? I really need to forget some things...

Unfortunately Admiral is MIA probably cause this place doesn't have a river. We'll have to fix that.

[Kattlarv]

"Your wall of text skill has increased to 17"
Yeah... incoming wall of text. And beware, it's made by a semi-cranky, tired, clothing-impaired, famished Swedish female thingamajig with a gecko on her head at 4 in the morning, so thread lightly.

You know, I just realized a kinda sad thing, the lame joke I did was
pretty much the most productive thing I did all day... (and again, as
usual, people just talk about the unimportant side things of my topics
xD)

Anyhow, it turns out I actually knew about "the thing". Just never heard that name of it, nor get why it is named that.

@Random: I personally dislike honey dip, (very closely to kinkie pie)
mostly since the artist doing said character does the "anatomy split" I
despise so badly, under-details the mares severely, plus, like so many
other has the "why bother/meh" attitude towards it. That, and the
character is pretty much the epiphany (?) of generic and bland in it's
area.

Speaking of random, I still facehoof over people using their own
arguments against them to argue against me (not here, elsewhere.
Basically the "bible logic loop" slander. Aka: our god exists since our
book says so - that's bullshit, you have no evidence for that book. We
in the other hand know our god exists since we have this book that says
so.", that's basically how intelligent their replies are. They can't
defend their PoV with the argument they are using against mine.)

@Wave: Semi-boo strategy I'd say, she far from lacked the adorableness
xD And I wanted to come up with some lame pun, but too tired atm.

As for Flutters, as far as I recall, she never was the direct
"caretaker" (doctor) of him. It kinda just popped up of nowhere that she
had agreed to be his date/escort to some something for no apparent
reason other than "some medically educated needs to be there to look
after him.", and like himself stated, she needed to be seen there, so
why the buck would he ask her out just so he could martyr himself when
he inevitably slumped down for the umpteenth time that week, instead of
just bringing a medical escort to start with. That doesn't seem very
well planned, at all. Unless as said, he just is a complete ass and only
plays on her pity and makes her feel guilty. Which would kinda conflict
with his "I don't deserve her.", or well, in a way, he can totally be
abusing her like he does (did) and still complain over not deserving
her.

Kinda the whole "there's a splinter in my foot, it hurts so bad... *5
miles later* oh, woe me! this splinter is hurting so bad! - Why don't
you take it out? - ... woe me! I have a splinter in my foot!". So yeah,
parts like that just seems so badly planned from the "genius" he now is.
So currently I'm torn between him abusing Fluttershy, using pity, guilt
trips and the like to keep her snared. Having an illogical relationship
for plot convince sake. And the last of there is yet some surprise out
of no where explanation coming up later.

And as said, the whole situation makes no logical sense. Fluttershy is
by doing what she is forced to do day in and day out, stress, take care
of sick and interact with "important" ponies, thus getting the rest she
needs and enough mental clarity and comfort to feel good enough about
herself to enter a serious, steady relationship? In which she decides to
even get a freaking foal in? To which I can just refer to the earlier
discussion about "ghoul" fertility. (who know exactly what state or
whatnot he is in, but some major internal mess up has been done. While I
fully know what the stockholm syndrome is. By those standards as said,
there would have been still several dozen ponies Fluttershy would have
gotten a hard-on, on. If we limit her down to having a huge fetish for
terminally ill, angsty/moody ponies in high position, it would likely
still leave a few... unless she now only has a thing for the specific
ailments and personality and whatnot he now fillls.

As for going a "she does everything she can". It seems somewhat OOC for
Fluttershy. Plus, I am against the idea that he was behind pretty much
90 % of all the things the mane 6, or Equestria as a while ever did. (of
the "important" things) And I can't recall exactly what interaction and
"tips" he gave Fluttershy, but I know it weren't exactly impressed by
them as to make her 1: In a good enough condition to take ALL those
steps she took to get to point Z. 2: Fall for him in the first place.
The "he helped us" seems like a very vague reason for causing a
determination of "I will become his marefriend and sleep with him for
this!". It kinda sounds like those girls that never has been catered to
in their entire lives, then someone compliments them, and they flip all
"Marry me!".

Dammit, I am trailing off here. But point being, he is responsible for
the biggest mistakes in her lives. (if I recall correctly, he gave her
the megaspell idea. I might be remembering wrong, since I do that from
time to time. But in which case, he would remind her of the fact she
used the idea she got from him, an idea that fucked up SO many things.
So running to the source of that idea (if now correct, I am possibly
miles off) for comfort seems counter productive. Unless one would be of
the type that seems Flutters as a perfect domestic abuse victim. He
causes her great pain and a mental breakdown, thus she naturally returns
to him for more. Like I am all around, she'd first have to be able to
handle wanting to do it, she'd need a reason to do it, see it as a good
idea, and overcome the fact he is a beacon of reminding her of tons of
bad thoughts. One of which being that not a single child survived, yet
he did. Point being, part of that reasoning puts Fluttershy as a "I am
willing to fuck my patients if so required!" position. (Aka: "I'll do
anything for you to get better... anything...", and that type of
Fluttershy doesn't fit well with me. I know she can be (but that's the
"I only need to roll a natural 20 5 times in a row? That's easy, great
odds on my side. Aka: Things with a very low probabilty, but done anyway
for the sake of plot convenience, some other reason or "because I feel
like it." Can randomly mention one of the most well known in about any
movie, fic or whatnot ever: Virgins and pregnancy. Virgins since the
chance to have a defunct hymen is a small minority. Yet it happens
almost always in any generic erotic whatever. And pregnancy since
there's (on average) a 2.5 % chance for pregnancy per insemination. et
it happens in almost every single damn movie that has the topic in it.
Only for the sake of the movie. I know it's "needed" for the movie, but
it's still the damn "rolling 100d6, all 6's" probability overall in the
long run.), or take a more "subtle" approach. But to me it just feels
like a pairing for the sake of wanting them paired.)

When it comes to Celestia though, I can see her with a personal guard,
that I can. Since they likely have a closer bond than just one that'd
remind her of the war. Somepony that's been there for her during all
these years... also oddly can see her as one of those that prefers to
solely pleasure others for pleasure. Avoiding to much detail as
promised, but I know you know what type I'm talking about. Her being
able to help somepony feel better without having to do anything
complicated or something, I dunno. But when it comes to FoE canon, all
but Dash is straight, which I find a bit boring tbh, Pinkie imo is way
to random to even have a sexual label. Pinkie Pie is Pinkiesexual.

*Exhale* Ugh... sorry for ranting. Feeling incredibly bipolar at the
moment... I just don't know how to react to the mess of moods/feelings
I've been in lately. And Somber, I'm not saying the pairing is
completely rubbish, just that it's very ... shallow? Or whatever to call
it. It'd need fleshing out, why would she be with him, what made her
even consider any of the choices she made, especially getting a foal.
What even that made either her make the advance, or made him swoon her
(or abuse her)... ok, just had a fourth random thing, it would partially
go against my brain, but, I could see Fluttershy sleep around with
quite a few ponies to "ease their pain", doesn't fit well with my head,
but it's still there... which could also come as an "excuse" to how
"his" daughter was made. (although, counting how weak/ruined the fetus
was, it could be an indication how hard it'd be for a "fertile" ghoul to
reproduce... actually, that fits oddly well with my current "2 % of the
ghouls" RPG rule. 2 % can, but they're always treated as a mare with 1
End and in "starving" condition.

*Cough* Anyhow. Point being, if not batting me on the head with a rolled up newspaper, telling me to go back to my cage, you could likely just ask the PH-discussion crew to hammer up some actually overall logical reason to why she actually did anything she did. Perhaps she's faking it all to be able to get close and spy on his plans on order by Luna to find out what double agent stuff he is doing? I dunno. In either case, going to go dry heave a bit, then slump down in bed with my fever and wait ~1 hour to fall asleep. And no, not after pity or whatnot, just stating I likely will be slow to reply due to this.

Also, I hope we hear from "you know who" soon, maybe he's just busy trailing off somewhere?
Oh yeah, also. Anyone saw the "A helping hoof" on EQD? I could really relate to one of those stories, with a few changes to it. One of which removing the last part of it hehe.

But yeah, anyhow, I will be avoiding talking for quite some time hopefully, I have made more than enough of a mess already.

[Guest]

So can I have some of the good stuff from the distillery? I really need to forget some things...

And, is that a freeze-ray or a ice-ray? I always confuse the two.

@gremlin talk
Didnt they hated flashes? Something about they going comatose?

Yeah I'll go get you a bottle of our own moonshine.

[Scyto Harmony]

*Bangs on the door* Let me out! Heeeeeeeelp!

Edit: There isn't even any lights in here! I can't see!

Is that you, Kipper?

WHO'S TOUCHING ME!?

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