To the Cleverest

[jacky2734]

Through espionage, bribery, threats, and the power of friendship, SCP-050 has come under the control of the Cloudsville community.

To celebrate this momentous occasion, I have decided to throw the first annual Cloudsville Prank War.

Da Rulez:
Please talk to the other author before killing off their characters, if you choose to go lethal. Shooting someone and taking the statue is not a prank. Let 050 pass to at least three other people before attempting again.

Have fun, get goofy!

If you need some inspiration, Here is the page I based this off of.

I'll begin:

Dr. Bright, the current owner of SCP-050, walked to his car, never suspecting a thing. It had been a long 24 hours, but as usual, he had successfully reclaimed the statue just as the Prank War ended, and he couldn't be happier. As he got in his car, he never suspected a thing. However, when he turned the key in the ignition, he suddenly found himself crushed against his seat by rapidly expanding insulation foam.

Up in cloudsville, a gryphon by the name of Kage looked up from the paper he was reading and smirked as he saw that a small statue of a monkey in a fez reading a book had suddenly appeared on his desk.

"This is going to be fun."

((P.S. No, You can't kill Kage, and you can't contact the Foundation to have them come and reclaim the SCP.))

[Aonee]

A grey-coated mare flies through the open windows of Kage's office, not even stopping to great him
"HiKageByeKage"
But as Crystalane flew out the other window, she closed it, meaning the swarm of bees following her would have no where else to go. Stopping then at her desk, far away from Kage, she saw that the small statue was now sitting there.
This would be fun, indeed.

[jacky2734]

((Why are bees ALWAYS involved!))

[Spitfire]

*'This'll be a great prize for the locker room~' Spitfire thought as she rigged up the bucket over the window. it was common for Pegasi to skip doors, and she thought this pony would be no exception. The bucket was filled with confetti, hopefully to make the mare sparkle in the light, without making it so she couldn't fly. A little bell would signal that it'd been triggered, and the mare giggled as it went off, swooping past with a gust of speed straight to the locker room to find her prize right in the place she cleaned for it.*

[jacky2734]

((Well I was hoping this thread would catch on a bit more. Darn.))

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