Things the CMC are No Longer Allowed to Do

[jacky2734]

So, I had an idea to do something along the lines of Skippy's List, and then I figured it be funnier if more people were involved, and this was the result.

The rules are simple:
Come up with something hilarious that the CMC aren't allowed to do anymore
Try not to repost someone else's idea.
Remember that they are still kids, so try to at least keep it clean(ish).

Alright let us begin

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• The CMC are forbidden from doing anything that requires more the two gallons any substantial amount of lard that won't be used for cooking.
  
• Designing Gauntlet Runs is no longer an acceptable Crusading activity.
  
• Making Sap Golems is expressly forbidden for now on.
  
• Using love potions to make your older sisters stop arguing with each other is absolutely out of the question. It took three weeks to get that marriage annulled.~RD
  
• Between the Royal Guard, The Elements of Harmony, and the Royal Sisters, Equestria is suitably defended against threats and, thus, does not, nor ever will, need a "Fully Automatic Cow Pie Cannon"
  
• The CMC are not allowed to use this list as a "To Do" list.

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Those probably weren't the best examples(the result of writing them at 1:00 in the morning), but you get the idea, have fun with this.

[Plasticube]

Attempt to change their identities via the use of magic, zebra alchemy, surgery or a legally binding document in an attempt to get around this list.

[Harmony Ltd.]

• There are no cutie marks to earn in setting up fireworks
  
• Using high-explosives as firework material is prohibited
  
• The CMC are no longer allowed in any mine, quarry, or digging operation unsupervised

[Sky Cloud]

The CMC Are Not Allowed To:
Recreate what Luna felt like on the moon
Try to be a Zebra
Try to tame a cockatrice
Attempt to make wings that can fly (sorry Scoots)

[Moonlight]

•The Cutie Mark Crusaders are hereby forbidden from engaging in any frivolous activity with alligators (except for Gummy, on occasion).

•No member of the Cutie Mark Crusaders is henceforth permitted to utilize high-end pyrotechnics except in the events of musical theatre and/or rock concert.
-Cannons, with the exception of party cannons, are counted among high-end pyrotechnics.

•Necromancy is expressly forbidden. No exceptions.

•The Crusaders are not to wage religious warfare upon other organizations.

•Any escapade taking place at 173ft above sea level or higher is impermissible without supervision of "big sister" stature or higher and/or parachutes for each participating member, circumstance dictating.

[jacky2734]

• There are no cutie marks to earn in setting up fireworks
  
• Using high-explosives as firework material is prohibited
  
• The CMC are no longer allowed in any mine, quarry, or digging operation unsupervised

It has come to our attention that there is such a thing as a cutiemark for setting up firework displays, but setting up said displays indoors, at a fainting goat ranch, near the old veteran's home, by Fluttershy's house, or on any day other than appropriate holidays or festivals are strictly forbidden.

• Even on said dates where it is permissible, CMC members must be supervised by a proper authority figure.
  
• "Proper Authority Figures", in this case, do not include Rainbow Dash, Vinyl Scratch, Pinkie Pie, Berry Punch, Spike, Twilight during one of her "episodes", Discord, Gummi, or Tom.
  
• On a side note, Discord is not to be considered a proper authority figure for anything, ever, at all.

[jacky2734]

((I'm noticing a trend here of people banning the CMC from touching anything remotely combustible. I think we now have enough "NO Explosive" bans on the list to cover just about any situation and we don't need any more.))

[Apple Crumble]

CMC are banned from:

Cooking of any kind. This includes making a bowl of cereal.

They cannot Raze/Raise a barn as the structural integrity of said barn is unsure.

They are not to do stand-up comedy because of their cuteness will get in the way.

No musical-metal headbanging piano playing Case in point.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

The CMC are forbidden from participating as a group in arcane scientific studies.

[Harmony Ltd.]

So are they allowed in an individual basis ?

[Harmony Ltd.]

• The CMC are not allowed to try resuscitating any dead relative.
  
• Any alchemical experiment must be supervised by a Proper Authority Figure competent in the field

[jacky2734]

I don't care what she did first, putting itching powder on Diamond Tiara's tiara and then convincing her to shave her mane because she had lice was a horrible prank. Scratch that, after talking to her for half a minute,I have come to the conclusion that anything short of permanent physical/mental trauma to her is fair game.

[Guest]

• No more than three crusaders are allowed within the city limits of Manehatten at one time. Any more then that will be considered a gang and be dealt with appropriately.

[Harmony Ltd.]

To all my fillas out there : Manehatten style, yo, represent.
Crusaders, crusading, that's what we do,
even if the hatters wants to stop us we'll continue
Cee. Hem. Cee. We do what we must,
going boom or bust,
findin' our dest'ny, where, we ain't got a clue
So we pers'vere, we try,
...

• The CMC are hereby forbidden to form a "rap crew"

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

So are they allowed in an individual basis ?

Just participating as a group. Individually they don't build up and bounce mental energy off one another. Don't you remember the human incident? It called itself a brony...

[Moonlight]

• All crusading must take place within a ten mile radius of any Clubhouse.

• All Clubhouses must be located within a five mile radius of the home of an authoritative figure of "big sister" rank or higher

• The Clubhouse telescope is not to be used to spy on anypony's personal business. It is explicitly prohibited.

• Any Crusader who uses the Clubhouse telescope to look at the sun for any considerable length of time will go blind in at least one eye.

• Any crusades attempted at fifteen feet about ground level or higher must involve parachutes, mattresses, haystacks, or a paramedic.

• Role call grunting is prohibited. Seriously, we can barely tell those squeaks apart!

• Do not talk to strangers. All new friends must be approved of by at least one authoritative figure of "big sister" rank or higher or three or more Crusaders.

• Any activity involving the suffix "para" (ie: paragliding, parachute, parasol, parasprite) may not take place within a ten foot radius of any tree.
* This excludes paramedics.

[Harmony Ltd.]

• The CMC are not a political party.
  
• Nor are they a paramilitary organization.

[RoboRed]

• The CMC are expressly forbidden from using excessive adorableness as a means of coercion.

[Ironmonger]

• The CMC are forbidden from dabbling in the arts of Necromancy until they are of age.

[Plasticube]

I was about to suggest that the CMC be forbidden from building another booby trapped parade float.

However watching the episode again I realized that the float they built was surprisingly well put together.

So under what very specific circumstances would they be allowed to build another?

[Harmony Ltd.]

as often as they want as long as it is not booby trapped ?

[Plasticube]

I dunno I could see a booby trapped float used as ursa minor bait......as long as the CMC are not driving.

[jacky2734]

Why would you want to capture an Ursa Minor?! that would just attract it's mamma.

[StoneSlinger88]

The CMC are no longer allowed to consider jet propulsion on any home-built vehicle.

[RoboRed]

• The CMC are prohibited from using any form of heavy mining equipment.

[RoboRed]

Oh god, that reminds me a fic I read fairly recently. Except it wasn't Apple Bloom's fault, it was Scootaloo's.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Nobody calls her a chicken.

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