Re: Fallout Equestria: The Kingdom

[CamoBadger]

The two unicorns stop glaring at each other and look over to Clock in unison.

"A dress."

[Orm]

"Uh, sure. What did you want to ask?" He asks, slightly confused.

[XT Vengeance]

"A dress?" Charcoal asks in confusion.

[Guest]

"Ah need ya ta shoot me. Ya wanna do it?"

[CamoBadger]

"Yeah, it's a special dress."

"Mama gave it to us before she died."

"And stupid head lost it."

"You were the last one to use it!"

The two ponies jumped on each other and started rolling across the top of the wall, screaming and jabbing at each other.

[XT Vengeance]

Scorch swoops up to the two mares and wedges himself between them, pushing against their chests with his wingtips. "Squawk. Squawkity squawk kaw."

"He's right. No need to fight over it, we would be glad to help."

[Katarn]

Stands beside Char and Clock, looking at fighting mares. "That's...interesting...why are they fighting?"

[Orm]

Searchlight just stares at Shadow, clearly shocked at the request. "Okay, listen. I know things don't seem that great right now, but that's no reason for you to want this."

[CamoBadger]

"Great! Maybe you can start at Stone Henge's house. Martini wore it on a creeper date with him last week."

"He's not a creeper! He's just quiet!"

The two mares bared their teeth and started pushing their heads against each other with low growls.

[Tytan]

"Wha-? Oh, hi Novae. They're fighting over a dress. They don't know who lost it."

[Katarn]

"Dress?" Novae sound confused.

[XT Vengeance]

"Just tell me where this guy lives. We'll go look for it for you."

[Guest]

He thinks he spots the grey mare and trots up to her. "Hey Clo- What's this about?"

[Guest]

"What's the big deal, ah'm just askin' ya ta shoot me. It ain't that hard is it?"There is a faint white glow under his hood, and his shadow circles around him on the ground."Please? Just this once?"

[Tytan]

"Yeah, a dress. You know, a one-piece garment for mares that usually covers the legs and looks very pretty."

"Hey Tumble. They're fighting about who lost a dress."

[CamoBadger]

"He lives in the box car beside Plot Armor," Martini responded through her teeth.

"So he can stare at the mares walking home in their new armor," the other sneered.

"Shut your mouth Lotus!" the mare shouted and threw her sister back with a field of pink magic.

[Katarn]

"Ooooooh." Novae 'responds' to Clock. "I see."

"Heya, mr. Tumble."

[Orm]

"Alright, fine. But you better know what you're doing though." He points his hoof at Shadow. "If something happens, you explain this to Cherry."

[Guest]

"Hmm." He shrugs at the scene and turns back to clock. "Do you still have those hoofclaws?" He floats out a bag of one hundred caps. "I got my caps."

[XT Vengeance]

"I'm sure Clock, Scorch and I can handle it. We'll get your dress back for you."

[Guest]

Shadow waves his hoof"Don't worry, ah got it under control. Nothin' should happen if ah did it right."

[Tytan]

"Hm? Oh, yeah. Here you go." Clock hooves him the hoofclaws.

[MrMagma]

Eve sits in one of the alleys in town, and pulls out the copy of 'Make it Bun Dem' that she bought at Absolutely Everything the previous day, and starts reading.

[CamoBadger]

((Eve - +3 energy weapons))

[Guest]

He takes the hoof claws and tries them on. "These are nice... a little too nice." He floats out another bag of fifty caps and then floats the two bags to clock. "I think this is more fair."

[Orm]

"Alright, let's just go out of town to do this. I'd rather not make everyone think I'm trying to kill you.".

[Tytan]

"Oh wow! Thanks Tumble. That's mighty kind of you."

[Guest]

Shadow shrugs"All right, lets get goin'."He follows Searchlight.

[XT Vengeance]

"Clock, you coming with?" Charcoal asks the mare.

[Orm]

Searchlight leads Shadow outside of the town. They walk for a few minutes before stopping and unholstering his 10mm. "Alright, so how does this work? I shoot you in the leg?"

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