Re: [Official!] Project Horizons Comment Crew Chat thread.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

I downloaded the video and then used movie maker to edit it an then posted it to youtube....

Pick one

[Ironmonger]

I dunno why I'd email you... but you'd be able to tell it's me. I have swicked on gmail.

Better safe than sorry. I'm not good with names unless I've actually met the person/people. I thought I was talking to Harmony Ltd this entire time when I was talking to Erumpet. Embarrassed the shit out of myself.

[Ironmonger]

Probably still better than me. I entirely forget people, name and face, pretty regularly (obviously not intentionally).
In a total dick move, that fact actually showed up on my annual performance review at work one time...

Yeah I can agree that was a dick move.
My memory is actually better than most, it's just my brain likes to switch stuff on me. Thus my above-average test scores and my 7th grade math level despite being nearly out of school.

[Valikdu]

Oh, by the way everypony:

And then someone wrote a Katt / FutaDash fiction.

D: *flash bang*

YOU FOOL!

[Ironmonger]

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will punch you in the fucking soul.

[Valikdu]

ADAMANTIUM RAEG!!!

[Harmony Ltd.]

Heh. I was wondering why I hadn't received any mail from you in a few days.


Anyway, Katt, don't ever change. You're a bowl of sex-reeking, TMI-inducing fresh air for my mind.

[Guest]

Having spent the last few hours perusing Transmetropolitan, I can safely conclude that anyone who hasn't read Transmetropolitan should go do so, as soon as humanly possible. If sci-fi, gonzo journalism, humor, politics, violence, profanity in every sense of the word, or dystopias are things you might be interested in, give it a go. It's weirdly sentimental, too.

This is the sort of thing to expect during lighter moments:

I realize at least half of all I do is recommend stuff, but this time I have a sample!

[Harmony Ltd.]

It's some of the best €100 I have ever spent.


... Comic books are fucking expensive.

[Kippershy]

All of you are kiddies. Kattlarv posts make perfect sense to me. Let me see the first part is about artists blocking Kattlarv because she does not praise the penis. I'm make a Zardos joke but I've already made one.

The second post is about Kattlarv trying out a rainbow flavored concoction she named RD's juices. And then she mentions how cold it is and how much easier it is to enjoy yourself while standing.

Easy to understand, a little more open than most people are without a few drinks and I've had six.

Zardoz*

Not s, z.

[Harmony Ltd.]

"Go forth and kill."


I could see that tagged on the wall of a raider encampment...

[Ironmonger]

Between Zardoz and "Go forth and kill" I imagine less-batshit-crazy Khorne Berserkers. Pic unrelated...maybe.

[Kattlarv]

@Swicked: Yeah, it was neat that Dash didn't just got to be there to be an ass. Rarity was kinda just there to be an ass though xD Sweetie was sooo whipped xD

(Drink) Well, http://www.toywiz.com/fizzycherrysplash.html sells them. Some other places too. Black Friday had a 25 % off on all pony stuff. But now you can just google coupons for a 5 % off code.

@String: Pffft, I wrote that type of clopfic before it was cool/canon xD

@Valik: I'll avoid a long comment, but can state I personally do not want a slutty girl, nor a slutty guy. (very much less the second, never had one, but from what I've heard they are generally overall bad at it and selfish) Overall, do just know it's bad stereotypes and generic social norms. It isn't anything anyone really should be going after.

(Fanciction) If someone did a fic with my OC and any type of futa, said futa better be her bitch, severely good and balanced personality, or beaten unconscious... I think that covers it.

Also: Do like me and most else: pile your replies into one message.

@OAC: Spider jerusalem? And yeah, pretty much. It will prolly have all futashy fans all hot and bothered for hir, then go all like "OH GOD! WHAT THE HELL?!" xP

@Cao: (new episode watching) Not to compare clits, but can't help but to tonguesmirk a bit with my 17,3 screen with 1920x1080 resolution and sub-woofers xD Sure, it weight a ton, but it has a rainbow keyboard xP

(Memes) Ah, just like me and people messing up anatomy and what have you xP

@Iron: (messing) I have no idea what you are talking about.

@Camo: (WTF) I have, you just haven't paid attention to them xD

(game) You're more than welcome to take my eggs, useless anyhow.

(Why tell) Well... why not? xP It seems to amuse people so.

@Tyler: You might have. Technically just came back from a break however hehe.

@Cpt: Zardos? Secondly, it's actually a thing: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41aDFNERqYL._SL500_AA300_.jpg around 3 $ a can. And thirdly: That was about having to do... "stuff" while outside, and knowing how to do said stuff standing is far superior to doing it crouching xP
Also, I've never been drunk, I never drink. Done it twice (~1 glass each each time) unless counting holidays like new year.

@Harmony: I can try :P

@Kipper: Welp, I sorta got the zardoz thing now.

[Kattlarv]

Totally somewhat related, a friend just shown me this webcomic, and as I had procrasitnating to do, I checked it out. And this page right here reminded me of 99, least how it ought to have been.

[Harmony Ltd.]

(Drink) Well, http://www.toywiz.com/fizzycherrysplash.html sells them. Some other places too. Black Friday had a 25 % off on all pony stuff. But now you can just google coupons for a 5 % off code.

Holy jizz, three bucks a can of non alcoholic beverage ?! That better be some good shit for that kind of price tag !

[Ironmonger]

That's similar in price to Monster Energy drinks over here. The one with the German Eagle on it tastes the best in my opinion, not sure what it's actually called. Drinking one kinda feels like what I imagine inhaling Dash would.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Had a few Monster one night. Holy shit that was awful.

'Twas like drinking liquid bubble-gum.

[Ironmonger]

Had a few Monster one night. Holy shit that was awful.

'Twas like drinking liquid bubble-gum.

My face when.

I absolutely love the stuff. I drink it casually but after a few sleepless nights I finally learned not to drink it around nighttime.

[RoboRed]

pic unrelated to anything because I can:

[Ironmonger]

Fin Hill and his snake-slinky-wtf-dog Ladybird.

[RoboRed]

^ This man gets it.

[Ironmonger]

GrumpyCat:"That shit better be Fancy Feast."
ChineseGuy:"Silly cat. You ARE the Fancy Feast!"
GrumpyCat:"OHGODWHAT.JPEG"

[RoboRed]

Spoiler:

Also, this pic wins.

[Harmony Ltd.]

BJ's Final Form.

[Ironmonger]

Found it while I was shamelessly advertising Armed Redemption. I got some help from that artist Pantzar.
EDIT: I'll probably be silent for a bit, my internet is cutting in and out like a lil' beetch.

[IncoherentOrange]

Hey, guys... I need an editor. Can someone here help me with that, if they're not too busy? My story needs only slight tweaks before it can be posted on EQD, according to the pre-reader, and I don't trust myself to make them.

Pwetty pwease?

[Frost]

Hey, guys... I need an editor. Can someone here help me with that, if they're not too busy? My story needs only slight tweaks before it can be posted on EQD, according to the pre-reader, and I don't trust myself to make them.

Pwetty pwease?

Saw the new chapter, by the way. Awesome stuff

I'd love to, but according to Harmony and Monger I can't be trusted with them, either.

To be honest, I wouldn't bother with EqD. Buch of pretentious cocks. And dicks.

[Ironmonger]

Hey, guys... I need an editor. Can someone here help me with that, if they're not too busy? My story needs only slight tweaks before it can be posted on EQD, according to the pre-reader, and I don't trust myself to make them.

Pwetty pwease?

Saw the new chapter, by the way. Awesome stuff

I'd love to, but according to Harmony and Monger I can't be trusted with them, either.

To be honest, I wouldn't bother with EqD. Buch of pretentious cocks. And dicks.

Actually it was Erumpet doing the editing. I think. Dammit I don't even know if I know the things I know anymore...

[RoboRed]

I may be a Grammar Nazi, but I'm a horrible editor. Sorry, Orange.

[Harmony Ltd.]

Hey, guys... I need an editor. Can someone here help me with that, if they're not too busy? My story needs only slight tweaks before it can be posted on EQD, according to the pre-reader, and I don't trust myself to make them.

Pwetty pwease?

Saw the new chapter, by the way. Awesome stuff

I'd love to, but according to Harmony and Monger I can't be trusted with them, either.

To be honest, I wouldn't bother with EqD. Buch of pretentious cocks. And dicks.

When did say something of that effect ?


Anyway, I could have a look. Just tell me what you want me to focus on.

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