Trolling on Omegle
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Trolling on Omegle
This is what happens when myself and Ironmonger decide to hang out. we find folks like this.
Big shout out to Wild Stranger. You're a hero to us all, mate.
Big shout out to Wild Stranger. You're a hero to us all, mate.
- Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: a wild stranger appeared
You: do you have kids by any chance? when you have your firstborn, i'm going to find him and toss him out of a third floor window
Stranger: k
Stranger: just wait for around 15 more years :D
You: I USED VIOLENT THREATS. IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
Stranger: violent threats are innefective again wild stranger
Stranger: wild stranger does not have kids.
Stranger: wild stranger uses slender man.
You: damn, he's adapting. quick, swap! TOURRETTE'S-SUFFERING ASSHOLE, I CHOOSE YOU
Stranger: wild stranger uses self-destruct
You: GODDAMN IT YOU SKINNY FUCK. STOP FOLLOWING ME. WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF FAGGOT? YOU THINK I LIKE DEALING WITH LITTLE SHIT FUCKS LIKE YOU?
Stranger: stranger is hurt by asshole
Stranger: wild stranger became sad.
You: OH HELL NO. YOU ARE NOT GONNA FUCKING BLOW YOURSELF UP NOW. YOU COME BACK HERE SO I CAN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR WIFE
Stranger: wild stranger escapes from battle!
You: quick, swap! British gentleman, I CHOOSE YOU!
Stranger: Wild stranger doesn't not have a fucking wife.
You: why, hello, sir. the names Lord Duke Sir Quincy Abernathe Voltonbark Esquire, the third. how do you do, you insufferable ruffian?
Stranger: wild stranger doesn't understand a word you say.
You: don't have a wife, i see? i see why, you dirty little Catholic. if you comonners ever bothered washing yourself, you might actually be able to interact with RESPECTABLE company.
Stranger: wild stranger has not evolved into husband yet.
You: damn, i'm down to my last fighter! Racist Stereotype, I CHOOSE YOU!
Stranger: you have to use a diamond stone for it to evolve.
You: WHA'S GOOD, NEUGGAA
You: WHAS REALLY GEWD
Stranger: LMAO.
Stranger: I'd be offended if I was black.
Stranger: g2g man. Nice battle.
You: YOU TRY'N TO FUCK WITH ME? YOU LOOKIN' TO GET KICKED IN YO CHAYEST? BOY, AH WILL FUCK YO SHIT SO HARD YO MOMMA GONNA BE SAYIN... WELL, YOU MOMMA GONNA BE SCREAMIN, CAUSE I'M GONNA BE FUCKIN HER.
You: well fought sir, well fought
Stranger: you win a gym badge for your endavours.
You: *does peace sign*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Trolling on Omegle
This stuff is hilarious. My stomach was sore from laughing that night.
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