Re: Corrupt a Wish

[Guest]

Granted, It's deactivated.

I wish I could remember to set my alarm more often.

[jacky2734]

Granted. You could remember to set your alarm more often, but that does not mean you WILL set your alarm more often.

I wish that the next wisher would meet Big Bubba during a conjugal visit at their local prison.

[RoboRed]

Damn you! Why did you have to go and make your sig even cuter!?!?



Granted, but I shivved him with a sharpened spoon.

I wish this game would friggin come out already.

[Scootaloo]

I wanted to make everyone squee and I think I made that happen! ;D

Granted but it's not as cool as you thought.

I wish it was Friday already.

[Ketchup]

I wanted to make everyone squee and I think I made that happen! ;D

Granted but it's not as cool as you thought.

I wish it was Friday already.

Granted, but because you used a time machine, you end up fused to something because you didn't account for the Earth's movements.

I wish for pancakes.

[Scootaloo]

Granted but they're burnt.

I wish for a cool car.

[Guest]

Granted, have this junkyard car and a Rainbow Dash Sticker. (You know what you must do.)

I wish my pitbull was allowed at dog parks.

[RoboRed]

Granted. But haters are still gonna hate.

I wish for my friggin headache to go away.

[Ketchup]

Granted, because headaches suck. But you do now have a rather annoying cold.

Speaking of colds, I wish mine would go away and stop making me feel terrible during exam review.

[jacky2734]

Granted, but now you have the flu.

I wish I could go and see the full E3 event.

[Aonee]

Granted, however you also gave in to the hype and thus left disappointed.

I wish developers, etc. got their E3 act together.

[Guest]

Granted, however you also gave in to the hype and thus left disappointed.

I wish developers, etc. got their E3 act together.

Granted, but they've all decided to be making Madden games. Extremely well-designed and promoted Madden games, but nonetheless Madden games.

I wish I could go without sleep with NO ill side effects, mental or physical.

[RoboRed]

Granted. You fall asleep and your body suffers no side effects.
But that does nothing for the random wormhole that just transported your body to the planet Zog.

I wish for something interesting to happen.

[Guest]

Granted. You fall asleep and your body suffers no side effects.
But that does nothing for the random wormhole that just transported your body to the planet Zog.

I wish for something interesting to happen.

Granted; I come back from the planet Zog with an invasion force of Zoglings. =P


I wish the Zoglings didn't insist on invading everything.

[jacky2734]

Granted, they just insist on invading your pants.

I wish I knew what a zogling was.

[RoboRed]

Granted. I don't even bloody know. "The Planet Zog" is just a random term I heard thrown around on a political talk radio program in the context of the US debt and finding more places to borrow money from. I just needed something random to crack OAC's wish.


Where were we again? I wish I knew.

[Valikdu]

Where were we again? I wish I knew.

Well, .

I wish I found out what the hell in my mod's megabeast code causes world generation to crash.

[jacky2734]

Granted, the problem was your account, so it has now been deleted.

I wish I had a police baton with the proper licenses to own one in the state I live in.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

...you know all you have to do is look up the legal limits on lengths of carried bludgeoning devices for your state... in texas the legal limit is 18 inches after that I'm not sure but really that is the length of my elbow tip to the tips of my middle finger... 18 inches, ain't that grand i am sooo freaking average buiold...

any way

wish granted, the polices actually permanently implant one of their batons in you in act of police brutality

i wish for ponies

[RoboRed]

Granted. You have ponies. Nonstop. Everywhere. You are slowly driven insane.

I WISH I WAS THE GODDAMN BATMAN.

[Scootaloo]

Granted but you're not as cool as the real Batman.

I wish I could fly.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

Granted you could fly but not anymore

I wish for sanity

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

Granted. You have ponies. Nonstop. Everywhere. You are slowly driven insane.

I WISH I WAS THE GODDAMN BATMAN.

You make it sound like I've not done that already...

[jacky2734]

Granted, however your psychosis was so bad that you needed to get lobotomized in order to gain any semblance of sanity.

I wish I was the god of thunder.

[RoboRed]

Granted. Now it's your fault that Moody's internet keeps breaking.

I wish all my furniture would move itself.

[Kippershy]

Granted, the furniture now has magical legs that are constantly moving it around your place on their own free will.

I wish that my internet would speed up back to normal before Friday.

[jacky2734]

Granted, but now your computer's crapped out.

I wish for a fresh ripe orange that was grown in a well respected Florida Orchard.

[Moonlight]

Granted, but you choke on it and the citric acid burns your lungs.

I wish for wings. IRL

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