To: user-Spitfire. An open letter

[Derpy Hooves]

YOU BASTARD!!!
YOU BETTER HOPE I NEVER SEE YOU IN REAL LIFE OR I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU! TELLING ME TO READ THAT STORY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! I AM NOW IN THE MOST DEPRESSED/HAPPY MOOD I HAVE EVER BEEN IN AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! BECAUSE OF YOU MY CONFLICTING FEELINGS HAVE CAUSED ME TO TURN OFF ALL OF THE LIGHTS IN MY ROOM AND LAY MOTIONLESS FOR NEARLY 5 WHOLE MINUTES TRYING TO ABSORB WHAT I HAVE JUST READ! I fucking love you man.

I say we fund a movie version if it right away, I can't even imagine the emotional toll that would take in a visual form.

I still will not read any more fan fiction, I had to convince myself this wasn't fanfiction just to read it (it's about real life, not a show). But that was fantastic and I thank you for introducing me to it. On the other hand, I hate you for making me feel this way and that story for compelling me to publicly tell you my feelings on the subject, (by the way, typing on an iPad sucks, just a heads up.)

I am now going to try to explain to my friend why all my texts for the next hour are going to sound weird, and try to get her to read the story, but I know she won't.

Goodbye for now, I hope you read this before it is removed for spam. I now reiterate: I hate you for making me read that, I'm in the most depressingly happy mood ever, and I love you(nohomo, obviously, we've never met)

From: Derpy Hooves

(yeah I know this is spam, but my feelings were too strong for a PM. Linguz, Octavia, Fluttershy-if you still exist-, hello, how are you today? (: )

[Tia]

what fanfic is this?

[Elipsilon]

It seems you two have quite an interesting love/hate relationship...

[Derpy Hooves]

what fanfic is this?

that's part of the mystery it was MLD though

It seems you two have quite an interesting love/hate relationship...

It may only be on my side, I haven't figured it out yet lol.

[Tia]

there was one part that i liked, he said he bought tickets to the Indy500. i used to live right across the street from the IMS less than 3 months ago

[Moonlight]

MLD was heart wrenching. 'nuff said.

[Octavia]

Haven't read it yet, and I'm afraid to do so, but I know I will eventually.

Anyways, I'm doing awesome - thanks.

[Linguz]

Hello, Derpy. I'm doing just fine.

[Derpy Hooves]

Hello, Derpy. I'm doing just fine.

There are no lyra in this thread.

[Linguz]

I never said Lyra.

*Shifty eyes*

[Spitfire]

It was actually Lyra who pushed for it at first, I just helped.
It is one of the only, now two, things that have ever actually moved me.

Derpy, I'm sorry you had to read it, but, it's like cupcakes, a legend. And it's the most heart wrenching thing I've ever seen/read/heard.

[Derpy Hooves]

I clop to Octavia vore fics

HOW DARE YOU EDIT MY POST!

[Spitfire]

I clop to Octavia vore fics

HOW DARE YOU EDIT MY POST!

Um, Ling? if you want, I have a site I know of to send you too... >.>

[Derpy Hooves]

I clop to Octavia vore fics

HOW DARE YOU EDIT MY POST!

Um, Ling? if you want, I have a site I know of to send you too... >.>

I'm pretty sure he can handle that on his own.... but you might as well pm him a few links.

[Tia]

What chaos is going on here

[Derpy Hooves]

What chaos is going on here

Nothing.... nothing at all!

[Tia]

Okie Dokey Lokey

[Spitfire]

IDK whether I'm more surprised that someone brought vore up, or that I'm seriously thinking of Pm-ing the links...
The internet is very, odd...

[Derpy Hooves]

IDK whether I'm more surprised that someone brought vore up, or that I'm seriously thinking of Pm-ing the links...
The internet is very, odd...

Just letting you know, if you weren't sure, Linguz was NOT the one that talked about vore, that was all Derpy.

The internet has many dark corners my friend, I have visited most.

[Spitfire]

IDK whether I'm more surprised that someone brought vore up, or that I'm seriously thinking of Pm-ing the links...
The internet is very, odd...

Just letting you know, if you weren't sure, Linguz was NOT the one that talked about vore, that was all Derpy.

The internet has many dark corners my friend, I have visited most.

I bet I've been to more :3

[Tia]

[Derpy Hooves]

IDK whether I'm more surprised that someone brought vore up, or that I'm seriously thinking of Pm-ing the links...
The internet is very, odd...

Just letting you know, if you weren't sure, Linguz was NOT the one that talked about vore, that was all Derpy.

The internet has many dark corners my friend, I have visited most.

I bet I've been to more :3

Not going to get into a fight, but I simply will say that I highly doubt that.

[Spitfire]

After our adventure, which you'll never speak of, I think I might have won?

[Fluttershy]

I'll let this off just this once, but I can't accept any more of this. Hi! I'm sorry I haven't been on. I've been busy with schoolwork and answering on Tumblr. I'll be silently administrating this forum, for now, okay?

[Derpy Hooves]

After our adventure, which you'll never speak of, I think I might have won?

No definitely not. High volume does not equal low quality(which is what happens the deeper and darker you go)

Go explore the Tor network for a little while, it's no longer a secret but it's still a bad part of the web
(quick warning: most of what you'll find on the Tor network is highly illegal, don't go there)

I'll let this off just this once, but I can't accept any more of this.

Well you are a little late, this is... Idk my 3rd or 4th spam thread? Most appear when I'm on the bus on the way to school.

[Spitfire]

I'll have to hit up the deep web sometimes then. or not, I like a working computer :P

[Derpy Hooves]

I'll have to hit up the deep web sometimes then. or not, I like a working computer :P

because its so hard to prevent viruses right? Haha, technology illiterate fools relying on norton.

[Tia]

Browse on a VM, me and my friend purposely try an infect VM's with viruses to see what they do, host pc never got infected

[Spitfire]

No, I'm jsut too lazy to protect my computer :P

[Sky Cloud]

i just read. im proud to say that as a brony, i had tears running down my cheeks.. i want a Rainbow Dash plushie now :'(

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