The Rise Of Albert Caesar Shadowfax

by Albert C. Shadowfax Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:18 pm

I was born on June 24, 124, During the rule of the Roman empire. Unlike most of the peasants around me, I was smart and an excellent strategist! In fact, when I was four I conquered all of Rome and Most of Europe and Asia. But in 132 I was overthrown by my top advisers, they locked me in a bathroom for 793 years! When i first came out I instantly saw a change in the community, everyone was ether laying around dead or picking their noses (Turns out the roman empire pretty much collapsed, and everyone got stupid) I made a few attempts at conquering Europe but failed due too the fact everyone was an moron.. then at the start of the 11th century I once again seized power in a region everyone called 'The Holy Land', it was pretty fun! In my spare time I would write jokes about Europe being Half-Wits, but after 3 weeks they figured out about my jokes and sent a large army to come kick my Arse. Well long story short, we killed most of them but they keep coming back and the morons forgot why they came! They somehow got the idea they where fight for the land, nstead of killing me, called it the Crusades or something.. Well after about 300 hundred years they got bored of die-ing and I got bored of killing so I went back to Europe to hang for a while (ended up becoming best friends with a guy named Arthur and his plumper, Merlin? I don't know. Lets just say they had a few screws lose, always talking about dragons and fairies while the played poker at a giant round table.) Well one day I used the restroom in some well that everyone drinks out of and then out of no where they all start to die!!! Then it somehow spread all across the world, called it the black death cause it was the color of my... never mind.... Well I'm going to stop for now, I could go into talking about teaching Leonardo, and stranding Columbus on america ( not for sure how he got off) ,but I'm going to shut up and go play Assassins Creed, which makes me made cause They took all of the stuff i did and gave credit to some guy named Ezio!!!!