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[Admiral Stoic Rum]

who thinks Frost should set up an ask thread here to give his patented Brand of Snarkasam? I mean we get plenty of it in the Chat thread, but it would be great to just scrape it all up into one place where we can process it as finely as we can before snorting it up for a laugh or two.

[Frost]

I'm not really sure what you mean. I'm apparently good at coming up with off-the-cuff full-retard insanity, but anyone could tell you that I pretty much suck at any sort of prepared humor.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

its not prepared if you're snarcastic in answering a question, no pressure

[Frost]

Alright. I suppose, if people would like it, we can use this (or another) thread to compile the weird shit I say.

P.S. When you capitalize it as "Brand of Snarkasm", it seems less like "name-brand Snarkasm, the tasty cereal" and more "Brand of Snarkasm, on one's neck that summons faggoty-ass demons."

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

you would think, but its like noodles... not all are made of semolina flour...

[Frost]

Or like babies. You would think they come from het'rosexual fuckin', and that's understandable; it's a common myth. Most don't know about how the man-spores interact with the Douglas Fir tree and the Ever-Burning Bush (A woman's actual vagina, on fire) currently housed within Area 51.

[Admiral Stoic Rum]

but how do they get the Hippos to fit into the speedo thong thingies?

[Frost]

They have to miniaturize the Hippos. They just get one of the Black Wizards at Area 51 to cast a shrinking spell.

[Frost]

.......That's horribly inefficient, though. They'd have to go out and buy lube, but they've got the Black Wizards on salary pay.

[Frost]

.......That's horribly inefficient, though. They'd have to go out and buy lube, but they've got the Black Wizards on salary pay.

That's something of a myth... about three quarters of them are LARPers.

So you've fallen prey to the ploy, hhm? They hire LARPers to dispel rumors of actual wizards and magic, as well as divert assassination attempts by both obscuring the true wizards and making it appear as if the wizards have overwhelming numbers. 

Just as they, with the help of their alien friends, go around releasing glowing weather balloons and swamp gas so folks get complacent and non-suspicious. 

I bet you're the kind of person who drinks from public water sources, too. They put chemicals in there, man. Accelerants that crystalize within the nervous tissue and resonate with the secret devices built into radio and cell towers. With the flip of a switch, they can make every central nervous system in range burst into flames. They say it's an anti-zombie measure, but I fuckin' know better, man.

[Formis_Fluttergod]

You know what's been always nagging at me? Why do we have a chat thread that's used for discussing basically anything, when we have a prefectly fine and fully functioning chatbox on the main page.
It just doesn't make even a bit of sense.

Chatbox is for chatting, there's not need to create tons of threads for chatting unless you're deadset on archiving every single post of the conversation for some unknown reason (Not to mention the chatbox keeps an archive of its own).

[Stringtheory]

You know what's been always nagging at me? Why do we have a chat thread that's used for discussing basically anything, when we have a prefectly fine and fully functioning chatbox on the main page.
It just doesn't make even a bit of sense.

Chatbox is for chatting, there's not need to create tons of threads for chatting unless you're deadset on archiving every single post of the conversation for some unknown reason (Not to mention the chatbox keeps an archive of its own).

I don't like chats, especially fast moving ones, can't read or type fast enough to keep up.

It also lets us post walls of text more easily.

[Formis_Fluttergod]

You know what's been always nagging at me? Why do we have a chat thread that's used for discussing basically anything, when we have a prefectly fine and fully functioning chatbox on the main page.
It just doesn't make even a bit of sense.

Chatbox is for chatting, there's not need to create tons of threads for chatting unless you're deadset on archiving every single post of the conversation for some unknown reason (Not to mention the chatbox keeps an archive of its own).

I don't like chats, especially fast moving ones, can't read or type fast enough to keep up.

Well the chat is as fast-moving as you make it.
Besides, practice makes perfect, and even a regular thread can move at a breakneck pace, I know that from experience (some of the fellow Talimancers here do as well).  

[Stringtheory]

You know what's been always nagging at me? Why do we have a chat thread that's used for discussing basically anything, when we have a prefectly fine and fully functioning chatbox on the main page.
It just doesn't make even a bit of sense.

Chatbox is for chatting, there's not need to create tons of threads for chatting unless you're deadset on archiving every single post of the conversation for some unknown reason (Not to mention the chatbox keeps an archive of its own).

I don't like chats, especially fast moving ones, can't read or type fast enough to keep up.

Well the chat is as fast-moving as you make it.
Besides, practice makes perfect, and even a regular thread can move at a breakneck pace, I know that from experience (some of the fellow Talimancers here do as well).  

One benefit of having a forum over a chat like I said in my edit above, is that it lets us create long posts because chats generally lack formatting and what not.

[Frost]

Gotta brush up on that reading comprehension, frosty. Yes, one out of every four or so are real wizards and, yes, some of those are even black. Area 51 is all about diversity in the workplace, after all.
They're still understaffed and the hippo butt floss project isn't among their highest priorities, sad to say.
You also seem to of overlooked the inherent efficiency to having so many virgins in close proximity to said wizards at all times. Since that recruitment movement, morale has never been higher among our goat-horned friends.

FuckyouIcomprehendeverything. It just helps obscure magic's existence when you've got a three-in-four chance of meeting an Area 51 operative and it turning out to be a farce.

Besides, being a Black Wizard isn't about skin tone. It's about attitude. Do you hold your stolen casting rod sideways? Do you feast on Kentucky Fried Dragon? Do you have demon-homie-summoning runes etched upon your gold grille? If not, then GTFO, 'cause you're just some plane-Jane wannabe, and we gon' bust yo honkie ass.

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