Re: FoE: RP The Infinity

[Frost]

((*Awkwardly pretends to know what that is*))

((Sounds like every one of my dates))

(( I get the feeling you say that a lot during horror flicks.))

((I can neither confirm nor deny this))

[Tytan]

((*Awkwardly pretends to know what that is*))

((Sounds like every one of my dates))

(( I get the feeling you say that a lot during horror flicks.))

((I can neither confirm nor deny this))

((Not sure I get what's going on. What happened with MDK2?))

[Frost]

((*Awkwardly pretends to know what that is*))

((Sounds like every one of my dates))

(( I get the feeling you say that a lot during horror flicks.))

((I can neither confirm nor deny this))

((Not sure I get what's going on. What happened with MDK2?))

((I don't even know what that is. Last is simply alleging that my dates end up looking like horror flicks, which I am declining to clarify.))

[Ironmonger]

((*Awkwardly pretends to know what that is*))

((Sounds like every one of my dates))

(( I get the feeling you say that a lot during horror flicks.))

((I can neither confirm nor deny this))

((Not sure I get what's going on. What happened with MDK2?))

((Carnivorous plant. It's almost completely irrelevant, but it's what first came to mind when Last made his joke.))

Eagle idly stood by, smiling at the two mares. Sure, she didn't get laid, but it seemed some good was being done here somehow.

[Tytan]

((There's a joke here I'm not getting. I get the joke that Frost's dates end up looking like German torture porn, but I don't get the MDK2 thing. Edit: Oh, okay. Thanks Iron.))

[Ironmonger]

((I get the joke that Frost's dates end up looking like German torture porn,

((Knechtschaft ist magie.))

[Guest]

The raider listened to the best of her abilities for the firt part, a frown formed on her face and her brow furrowed towards the end. Loved ones didn't apply to her. She dug her chipped hooves into the cushion pulling a few loose strands out. "That's it. I think."

[Tytan]

"If you find yourself struggling think about why you don't want to go back. There must be a reason you're here instead of in the clinic."

[Ironmonger]

Eagle grinned and nodded. "Yeah. I don't really know the situation, but you've made it this far. I'm certain you can reach your goal."

[Guest]

Red turned and gave Eagle a bewildered look before she turned back to Clock, "Okay, seriously, who the fuck is this bimbo?"

[Tytan]

Clock winced but strained to reply, "I really don't know."

[Ironmonger]

((I picture Fiddlestickss appearing out of nowhere with Dunkey screaming "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" at all three mares.))

Eagle giggled despite herself. "I'm sorry. I was looking for my husband when I bumped into Miss Clock here. She said I could tag along."

[Tytan]

((Not the reaction I was expecting.))

[Ironmonger]

((*grins* Tell me, Tytan. What were you expecting? Expect the unexpected, motherfucker!))

[Tytan]

((I thought she was a merc of some sort. I also thought she might react to being called a bimbo.))

[Ironmonger]

((I must have translated "Who is she" as "Why is she here" for some reason. Yes, she's a merc. A demolitions expert to be precise. As for the insult, she's been through enough to not care.))

[Guest]

The young mare's eye twitched at the giggle that wasn't the reaction she was expecting or one she was used to getting. "Fuck me, you giggle like a school filly too?" she said before rolling her eyes back to Clock. "This cushion's beat. Maybe I could come along?"

[Guest]

((I must have translated "Who is she" as "Why is she here" for some reason. Yes, she's a merc. A demolitions expert to be precise. As for the insult, she's been through enough to not care.))

((Well she's got plenty of places to hide 'ordinance'.))

[Tytan]

Clock continued to wince at every insult, "You might as well. We might find something entertaining."

[Ironmonger]

((I must have translated "Who is she" as "Why is she here" for some reason. Yes, she's a merc. A demolitions expert to be precise. As for the insult, she's been through enough to not care.))

((Well she's got plenty of places to hide 'ordinance'.))

((She likes her ordinance big and able to make big explosions.  ))

[Tytan]

((

INNUENDO!:

))

[Moodyman90]

((All of this is reminding me of the fact Moodstone didn't get the chance to shove that bomb of his up the Empress's ass...))

[Tytan]

((Because insta-retcon.))

[Ironmonger]

((I laughed out loud...Now my brain is running away with that innuendo. Urge to write clopfic increasing.))

[Tytan]

(())

[Guest]

Red gave the pillow one last kick and walked behind Clock. "I hope so, need to make up for all the laying around."

[Guest]

"This is the Infinty.  A place of rest for yourself and your child."

"No I, uh... I just wanted to see if you needed anything else."

Cherry looks around nervously"H-how did ah get here?"She asks, still frightened by quick change in location.

[Ironmonger]

((I'm totally writing it, filly! *hops into computer chair* * kool-aid man voice* OH YEAH!))

Eagle stood up and stretched her body, she was beginning to feel a little stiff. "Might even run into Fury..." She remarked to herself.

[Tytan]

"Let's go then," Clock stepped out into the hall and started looking for an interesting door.

((If you want to open a door go ahead.))

"For first time visitors the traditional method is wanting or needing something strongly enough. Return visitors simply want to come back."

[Ironmonger]

Eagle followed behind z and spotted the door next to theirs with the emblem of a bomb. "This looks interesting..." She eagerly walked over and opened the doors, then gasped at what she saw inside. "Fury!"

The black armored stallion immediately turned to look at his wife. "Eagle!"

Eagle bounced over to Fury and gave him a loving nuzzle.

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